My Boss, Pontius Pilate

Crucified by work,
Denied by my coworkers.

Take three day weekend.

I Think I See Nipple

Say please and thank you
Oops, I dropped my pen again
No harassment suit

Office Chair Malfunction

˙˙˙ssǝusnoıɔsuoɔ ƃuısol
'ʇɥƃıl ʇuǝɔsǝɹonlɟ ʇɐ ƃuıɹɐʇs
˙pɐǝɥ oʇ ƃuıɥsnɹ poolq

Job Description - Awkwardness

Effeminate boss
I call you Cap'tan Sulu
Heading? Fabulous.

Singing Telegram

Learn to fire with style:
Soften the blow with music,
in the key of Sad :-(

Fitness Room - Illness Included

Weights, treadmills, TV,
Machines covered in disease;
much like Tommie Lee.

Office Workers

Hunt whales for answers,
Find them beached in the break room.
Just call me Ishmael.

l'État, c'est moi.

Perched atop my throne,
I am ruler absolute.
The Firm sponsored poop.

Golf

Play hooky from work
Tee time is at 9 am
Drunk by hole 7

Sex-itary

Low cut shirt: Green light.
Xerox tray incriminates.
Dipped her ink, High Five!

Productivity

-Mine Sweeper Guru-
Spider Solitaire: Four Suits.
Freecell just got Pwned!

Happy Hour

I drink to forget.
Basketball-Sized-Liverburg,
population: me