The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Freedom.

Lost my phone today.

How would I live without it?!

Most likely better...

Thrown Under The Bus

Project has gone wrong.
Childhood transport draws near,
View of tire treads

Dear Diary, From Pontius

Bizarre day at work
Circumcision sounds scary
Should end in three days

My Boss, Pontius Pilate

Crucified by work,
Denied by my coworkers.

Take three day weekend.