The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Office Workers

Hunt whales for answers,
Find them beached in the break room.
Just call me Ishmael.

March of the Office Penguins

Donuts this morning
The swift waddle of hunger
I miss Freeman's voice

Cake

Another birthday?
No wonder everyone's fat.
The cake is a lie.

Morning Coffee

Alcohol's bookend
Soulful and smooth; dark and rich
Not Luther Vandross

Vending Machine Meals

Dinner from machine.
What is this newfound plumpness?
Busy season coat.

Office Fridge Ninja

No name? It's fair game.
Styrofoam clamshells of joy.
Bring more lasagna.

It tastes like shame

ugly co-workers
diabeetus in future
lunch? pizza buffet