A Muse Appears

My ears don't believe

Breathtaking inanity

Your specialized skill

I've got better things to not do

Procrastination:

Tomorrow is the best time,

to not do that thing.

Furry family fotos

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Useless Information.

Got a text message

of the laziest nature,

just the letter "k".

The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Copier Training Seminar

Stationary Foe:

Bend, staple, or mutilate...

your favorite words.

And They Called Him The Qualifier

I have a story.
Its interesting, I promise!
OK, basic'ly.......