Every Damn Conversation

Reflexive nodding

Is it DTs? Tourette's? No

Just incompetence

A Muse Appears

My ears don't believe

Breathtaking inanity

Your specialized skill

I've got better things to not do

Procrastination:

Tomorrow is the best time,

to not do that thing.

Furry family fotos

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,

makes you both look sad.

Useless Information.

Got a text message

of the laziest nature,

just the letter "k".

The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Copier Training Seminar

Stationary Foe:

Bend, staple, or mutilate...

your favorite words.

Freedom.

Lost my phone today.

How would I live without it?!

Most likely better...

And They Called Him The Qualifier

I have a story.
Its interesting, I promise!
OK, basic'ly.......

Thrown Under The Bus

Project has gone wrong.
Childhood transport draws near,
View of tire treads

Dear Diary, From Pontius

Bizarre day at work
Circumcision sounds scary
Should end in three days

My Boss, Pontius Pilate

Crucified by work,
Denied by my coworkers.

Take three day weekend.

I Think I See Nipple

Say please and thank you
Oops, I dropped my pen again
No harassment suit

Office Chair Malfunction

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'ʇɥƃıl ʇuǝɔsǝɹonlɟ ʇɐ ƃuıɹɐʇs
˙pɐǝɥ oʇ ƃuıɥsnɹ poolq

Job Description - Awkwardness

Effeminate boss
I call you Cap'tan Sulu
Heading? Fabulous.

Singing Telegram

Learn to fire with style:
Soften the blow with music,
in the key of Sad :-(

Fitness Room - Illness Included

Weights, treadmills, TV,
Machines covered in disease;
much like Tommie Lee.

Office Workers

Hunt whales for answers,
Find them beached in the break room.
Just call me Ishmael.

l'État, c'est moi.

Perched atop my throne,
I am ruler absolute.
The Firm sponsored poop.