Monday, January 16, 2012

Every Damn Conversation

Reflexive nodding
Is it DTs? Tourette's? No
Just incompetence

A Muse Appears

My ears don't believe
Breathtaking inanity
Your specialized skill

Saturday, December 12, 2009

I've got better things to not do

Procrastination:

Tomorrow is the best time,
to not do that thing.

Furry family fotos

Dear weird cat lady:

Stop dressing them like people,
makes you both look sad.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Useless Information.

Got a text message

of the laziest nature,
just the letter "k".

Thursday, November 12, 2009

The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

Copier Training Seminar

Stationary Foe:

Bend, staple, or mutilate...

your favorite words.

Freedom.

Lost my phone today.

How would I live without it?!

Most likely better...

Friday, October 16, 2009

And They Called Him The Qualifier

I have a story.
Its interesting, I promise!
OK, basic'ly.......

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thrown Under The Bus

Project has gone wrong.
Childhood transport draws near,
View of tire treads

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Dear Diary, From Pontius

Bizarre day at work
Circumcision sounds scary
Should end in three days