Useless Information.

Got a text message

of the laziest nature,

just the letter "k".

The IT guy smells like Fritos and feet

Watch the hour glass...

The gods of Technology

have me at their whim.

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Stationary Foe:

Bend, staple, or mutilate...

your favorite words.

Freedom.

Lost my phone today.

How would I live without it?!

Most likely better...